The Funny Indian Newsletter, Vol. CLXXII

January 2021: New Year


Happy New Year! Wow. That feels late. You know how, by Monday afternoon, the past weekend is a distant memory? It’s like that.



After the Insurrection, I was really questioning whether it's even possible to bring Americans together. I mean, how do you split the difference between cancel culture and a coup?

Moreover, I’ve had much more success promoting Joey Biden than trying to bridge the gap. I mean, just scroll through the rest of this newsletter and take a look at the engagement on my partisan posts.

That said, after the Inauguration, I was so inspired by Biden's speech about unity that I figured I at least have to try.

So, here's my contribution... enjoy.

And God Bless the UNITED States of America.


As you’ve probably read in my email blasts, I’m hosting a new live game show. Click the photo to watch last week’s. Tune in every Thursday at 8 PM ET!


Strangely, while searching for a video for the next section, I stumbled upon this interview I did with the Facial Recognition Comedy women. Can’t believe this provocative convo had only 26 views.


A fun interview with the next generation. Listen.



01/19: EA Canada (Vancouver, BC)

01/22: Biden+Harris Inaugural Ball (Washington, DC) (pic)

01/24: Jonathan Club (Los Angeles, CA)


02/19: AAPI Mixer (Las Vegas, NV)

02/20: AAPI Gala (Las Vegas, NV)


Click the photo to read the rest on Medium.


The British strain scares me the most. Those guys show up unexpected and don't leave.

And the Trump era is over. You can't spell MAGA without GA. #GeorgiaRunoffs

Think back to the '90s. Future You arrives and tells you about this amazing J.Lo & Garth Brooks concert. I'm guessing you wouldn't believe you.

Impeach him again real quick.

What an appropriate ending... the impeached President in the Peach State

My God. We won 'em both. To quote an ATL rapper: "Ludacris fill cups like Double Ds."

Christian Yoga: the stretch you do when trying to show love for both Jesus and Trump.

You can’t write this any better: For years, the Trump Baby whined. Coochie Coochie Coo. Goo Goo Gaga. Then Trump stages a Coup and Gaga sings. And now he can’t grab anyone by the coochie.

I can just see the last line of my book: And in the ultimate twist of irony, we emigrated from America to India in search of a better life for our children.

2024 Prediction: 2 Indian women battle for the Presidency. Harris vs. Haley.






Thanks, India West, for featuring my joke! And continued thanks to South Asians for Biden. A different brown man pictured. But Kumar is my middle name.


If the shit goes down on Inauguration Day, we’re ready to tunnel outta here.




Name the 5 children with golden tickets in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Name the 5 Major League Baseball teams that went wire-to-wire, i.e., they were never out of first place the entire season and they won the World Series.

Name the 6 simple machines.


Since this is a FUNNY Indian Newsletter, I present here the 5 funny things that I saw, heard, wrote, or remembered for the last month... otherwise known as FIVE - Funny Indian's V Events. 

5.  F***Jerry delivers again.

4. “Whoever was in charge of gathering fireworks should get on vaccines.” - Jordan Klepper

3. I’m really loving these videos where somebody just bags on the chef.

2. I don’t know if you’ll be able to see this but this post about a dog’s defecating at the local Walmart is why I’m on Nextdoor.

1. So true. 👇🏾


THANK YOU to all of you for your support. You are my true core of fans — I couldn't do this without you. If you think this may spark joy for your friends during this difficult time, please feel free to forward it along...

- Rajiv