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The Funny Indian Newsletter, Vol. CLXXXIV

January 2022: Playoffs

Rajiv Satyal
Jan 30
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Welcome

Welcome to the Funny Indian Newsletter!

Much love to Sri & Anjali for hosting me in Phoenix on January 8 for my first 2022 gig.


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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐒 & 𝐌𝐄

Q: Hᴇʏ, Rᴀᴊ, ᴡᴇʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ Bᴇɴɢᴀʟs ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀs ʙᴀᴄᴋ? Wʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ?

𝘈: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨.

Q: Aɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀɢᴏɴ. Wʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ?

𝘈: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨.

I jest, I jest. But hey, who'd earn a right for "fair weather" more than a guy in LA?

Y'all might recall a series of posts a few years ago, during which time I "broke up" with the Cincinnati Bengals….

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Which musician(s) had the greatest delta in quality? (They made a bunch of amazing AND also crappy stuff.)

In NFL history, there’s only one season when the “final four” were from all four continental US time zones. Which season & who were the teams that played in the AFC & NFC Championships? And yes, I’m so pumped for Sunday that I researched and constructed this question myself.


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Since this is a FUNNY Indian Newsletter, I present here the 5 funny things that I saw, heard, wrote, or remembered for the last month... otherwise known as FIVE - Funny Indian's V Events. 

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3. Congratulations to my brother for, like, half a million likes on this post…

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THANK YOU to all of you for your support. You are my true core of fans — I couldn't do this without you. Let’s Go, Bengals!

Love,

- Rajiv

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